I’ve been cheated by films since I don’t know whe-e-n,
Ta-da-da-da-da; ta-da-da-da-da.
This one’s got one good point: it must come to an end.
Ta-da-da-da-da; ta-da-da-da-da.
Look at me now! Will I ever learn?
I don’t know who … thought Pierce Brosnan should sing in it.
How on earth could it not… be… shit?
One more smirk, and then I knew it would bomb,
One more scene and I’d a great need to vom’,
Oh-woah…
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No one seems to know for sure whether all those high school girls in Gloucester, Mass., had a secret pregnancy pact. But “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” must surely be the collective effort of an anti-pregnancy cabal.
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Four Frenchwomen put up a fine resistance in this Second World War tale. And despite every known war movie cliche, it’s still an exciting ride
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Charlize Theron hasn’t let her astonishing beauty stand in her way. From serial killers to dysfunctional mothers, Carole Cadwalladr meets a Hollywood pin-up happy to play ugly
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TO paraphrase Henry James: It’s a complex fate, being an American girl.
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